so damn hot

topic posted Tue, June 15, 2004 - 8:26 PM by  Dorkhammer
ok, so I am rediculously attracted to ballerinas. I think it started as a kid with "Cats", and as I grew and couldnt find any more grown women dressed as cats, my interest strayed to ballet. I dream of having my very own one day, who I can feed grapes and fan with palm leaves. Anyone else have this problem?
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Dorkhammer
California
  • Re: so damn hot

    Tue, June 15, 2004 - 10:03 PM
    I had luck to meet several of them.

    One thing they had in common (besides having almost 0% body fat) was they all had problems finding guys to date.
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      Wed, June 16, 2004 - 4:59 AM
      yup ballerinas are the total bomb. Were there one in my life shed be pampered and goddessly treated.
      • Re: so damn hot

        Mon, June 21, 2004 - 12:46 AM
        If you want to meet ballet dancers, you need to go where they hang out. Take some classes.
        • Re: so damn hot

          Tue, June 22, 2004 - 9:17 AM
          Ive wanted to but courtesy of 21+ years playing around firehouses, my knees arent in the best shape.
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            Tue, June 22, 2004 - 12:45 PM
            So don't do grand plie and take it easy on the jumping. You never know, you might even get a little strength and stability back. You won't meet any ballet dancers sitting home.
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              Tue, June 22, 2004 - 12:57 PM
              but...isnt that kinda like learning to drive without being allowed to use the gas and brake pedals???
              Ive also been told by dancers with ballet background (who know what kinda shape my joints are in) not to. So I dunno.
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                Tue, June 22, 2004 - 2:57 PM
                BH...don't take ballet.
                you'll hurt yourself....no good.
                just give it up to fate...if a ballerina is in your future, then you will have her. if not, then you wont. taking a ballet class and grinding your knee cartilage wont help any.
                really....it will hurt. really hurt.
                btw...grande plie is NOT good for the knees.
                • Re: so damn hot

                  Tue, June 22, 2004 - 3:02 PM
                  specially since we're possibly looking at a matched set of meniscal tears ;)

                  I luvs mah knee braces...
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                    Re: so damn hot

                    Wed, June 23, 2004 - 7:14 AM
                    THAT'S what i thought.....
                    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE take it easy on those knees, or you'll be saying i just love my easy chiar, while healing from surgery!
                    That type of tear is painful, but very common. Did it actually tear through? did you get surgery already? HAve you done a series of physical therapy???
                    the therapy is the most important factor to healing from a tear or close to it, like that one.
                    Good luck BH man.....take care of your knees!!!!!
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                      Wed, June 23, 2004 - 7:25 AM
                      Dana...rather than continue off topic...I replied in message form...hope ya dont mind :)

                      Im trying to take good care of whats left of my bones trust me..I got another 22 years left til my pension.
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                      Wed, August 18, 2004 - 12:31 PM
                      I agree about the knees...one bothers me frequently, it's actually chronic inflammation as the result of a mountaineering accident. Dance aggravates it, especially when I do a lot of jumping. But I've learned to limit my sautes, sissones, etc. I already know how to do them so I only do them in rehearsal. Since I also do Middle Eastern Dance, I don't do Turkish drops anymore, as they are brutal even on healthy knees (like grand plies in 5th).

                      Also, women in dance class can spot a guy who is only there to meet girls real fast. I've seen them come, and they usually go after a class or two when they realize there are easier ways to talk to girls. Of course, if you become a serious or professional dancer, then they will just assume you are gay. You can't win. Next best strategy: become a lighting designer!
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                        Wed, August 18, 2004 - 2:15 PM
                        yeah I know...theyre being really pesky last few weeks. Thank god it hasnt been a REALLY humid summer. Im praying they hold up til November (god bless 5 weeks vacation come late Sept) when I can change insurance and get a new PCP who isnt pissed at me for going with MY people instead of HIS to treat this.
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                          Mon, February 7, 2005 - 6:04 PM
                          I've been lucky , I 've met a few , thru benefits and going to the ballet often. I've danced with some of them , no , not ballet.
                          I like long legs .

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